The Fool is just sittin' here watching the clouds go buy and wondering some crazy shit. Something you would expect a fool to do.
So... I was reading an article on the web that happened to mention Black people and chicken. Being the fool that I am, I began to wonder. Why is the fact that Black people like to ingest fried chicken so god damned funny? I have seen many a cooking show with white people giving lessons on the art of cooking chicken. So am I to assume that they don't really eat fried chicken? They're just showing how to cook it so that they can laugh at Black people who, I can only assume, are part of the joke.
Are all of those commercials promoting fried chicken CGI, so that "they" can keep us eating fried chicken as a way of showing how inferior we are? Is that why KFC and Popeye's have alternate menu items? Are the alternate menu items for White people only? Is this part of the new racism?
Are White people who eat fried chicken ostracized from those White people who don't? Do White people secretly eat fried chicken? If a White woman/man marries a Black person, does that mean that if the White man or woman refuses to eat said fried chicken, that that constitutes grounds for divorce?
Is there some secret society that watches over white people to make sure that they don't eat fried chicken? Will they report their neighbors if the smell of fried chicken is coming from their house? The Fool wants to know as this has been bothering the fool for some time now. By the way... the same can be said about watermelon, which happens to be one of the healthiest fruits available. The Fool could write a book on this one. Can someone help me out on this??? I mean, after being ridiculed and laughed at for well over 300 years, it would seem to me that you Negroes would be getting tired of this sort of shit.
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