OK. Some body please help me out here. As I understand it, the new and improved Kneegro will not eat pork, which makes me say hmmmmm. But you all will eat Top Ramen noodles, loaded with salt. You will eat at Mickey D's, who fed you pink slime in their cheeseburgers until they got caught. You'll eat radioactive fish. And you Kneegroes in California and the southwest just love Mexican food, which by the way, makes you fart and makes you fat and causes all kinds of gastrointestinal problems. Not too many people have sex after eating Mexican food. BUT... you won't eat pork. As an aside here, I do believe Mexicans might be contributing to Global warming. I mean you got millions of Mexicans eating beans and grease on a daily basis. All that gas got to go somewhere. I'm just speculating here and being the fool that I am, I'm probably wrong.
But. You love you some chicken with the giant breasts and wings larger than your family dog and that seems to be OK, even if it's genetically enhanced. I know you think about the corn you eat and why your body won't assimilate it. And that's because it's not natural corn anymore. It's been changed. But that's OK too, because you won't eat pork.
Now how do I know you Black people stuff yourselves on junk? Well... that's because White people know. Because White people watch you. White people watch all of you. They watch you at the check out counter and watch how you pay your bill and what you pay your bill with. You were probably thinking that they were checking out your pin number. Nope. The were looking to see what type of card you were using. Because, being Black and having the bad habit of needing to eat, you must be using an EBT card, better known as food stamps. And Lawd a'mighty, watch what happens if you pay with cash. YOU must be dealing drugs. In many cases the cashier will go out of his or her way to hold the money up to the light or check it against one of those lists of counterfit bills that they have at the register and in extreme cases, slyly rub it with their thumbs to make sure the ink doesn't come off.
Just for imformation purposes only, You Black people are under surveillance all the time. 24/7/365 and 364 in leap year. Those white people who go jauntily about their business haven't gotten the news yet, but they will. And they will be armed. You street pirates out there are in for some surpries. You are under surveillance by the ordinary every day white person because... well, they're afraid of your black asses. YOU want what they got. I don't care how poor they are or how shitty their stuff is... you want it.
But you Kneegroes have it all under control, don't you? The French call embarassing moments like these "little deaths" or if you happen to lean towards the Japanese, you would call moments like these, " the death of a thousand cuts"; killing you slowly a little bit at a time or weakening you so much that you don't have the strength to fight anymore. And you wonder why old Black people are so mean.
Here's another secret. White people KNOW that Black people are stingy tippers.
Here's the thing. White people do not approach Black people the same as they would a fellow White person. The interpersonal dynamics are completely different. The body language is different. The tonal quality of the voice is different. In other words, they don't want to serve you. You are a lesser being. You are throwing off the balance of the Universe by asking to be served by a White person. However, the situation is different with another Black person serving you. You can chalk that attitude up to the Black waiter thinking you're just another "sididdy" Ni@@er, which strangely enough makes the White waiter and the Black waiter on the same page. Go figure.
One thing you can bank on though. Whatever you tip will not be enough, because You have caused your White waiter to lower themselves to a position in life that they thought they would never be in and in case you don't believe me, try being a little more aware of your situation when you go out and the people you come into contact with. Watch that body language. Don't listen so much to what's being said, rather HOW it's being said.
The Creator gave you all of these wonderful gifts, one of which is awareness. Why don't you start making use of it?
